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Posted 6 years ago With 95,453 notes

glitter6ug:

ofthefog:

Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming

does anyone on this godforsaken website ever think before they speak

Posted 6 years ago With 125,136 notes

This is by far the greatest thing I’ve found in a junkyard.

majesty-intensifies:

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vracious:

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So about a year ago me and my friend Nathan were walking around the “Pick-a-Part” in Clarksville Tennessee… We were searching for car badges and a spoiler to put on his trashy conversion van. While going through the lot we found what is probably the single greatest car to ever drive on any road in the world.

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You are looking at… a Dora the Explorer themed gangster car… I’ve seen spongebob themed cars, Newport themed cars, sports team themed cars, but THIS.

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trumps them all.

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OH BUT IT GETS SO MUCH BETTER!!!!

You see… there has to be a reason that a car like this…

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Would end up in the junkyard… SO me and Nathan did some looking around and tried to figure out why…

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I still can’t believe the decals on this…. wait…

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HOLD ON ONE FUCKING SECOND!

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OH!

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OH MY FUCKING GOD!

YES! SOMEONE ACTUALLY GOT SHOT WHILE DRIVING THEIR DORA THE EXPLORER CAR IN CLARKSVILLE TENNESSEE!

And THAT, is the single greatest thing I’ve found in a junkyard to this day.

okay this is totally wild but i RECOGNIZE THIS CAR

and i actually have a picture of it from its functioning days - this is dated 2012 -

parked in front of an adult store!

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Dark tumblr show me the history of this car

Show me the forbidden Carfax

Posted 6 years ago With 459,185 notes

salroka:

some dudebro: women are too emotional to be jedi

me: 

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Posted 6 years ago With 528,367 notes